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  • @[email protected]
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    42 days ago

    Just to be clear, the chicken sandwich itself holds no ill will to the homosexual community. Sandwiches are generally incapable of hate.

    Sadly, the ghouls that own the company that makes the sandwiches are incapable of reaching the same level of human empathy that an inanimate foodstuff can.

    Aside from that, you ain’t missing much. It tasted weird and sweet 20 years ago when they started selling them here, before the controversy.

      • Midnight Wolf
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        22 days ago

        And the lord said, “yeah bb sucky sucky”. And thus, I complied. You ever get a facial from a dude who hasn’t nutted in two thousand years? I thought my edge game was on point but damn.