DISCLAIMER – I am not planning on smashing the window on an airplane.

    • @[email protected]
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      164 days ago

      Absolutely won’t be taking off on that plane; it’s not going to be a 30-minute Safelite AeroGlass™️ appointment. And airlines don’t keep planes sitting around not making money so they won’t have a spare aircraft available to fly that route so all the passengers will likely get hotel and meal vouchers and changed tickets for the next day.

      • ArtieShaw
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        44 days ago

        hotel and meal vouchers

        In the US? Not in the past decade. I usually get a link to an app that’s like shitty Expedia for local hotels. You can race to compete for rooms with other stranded passengers while your partner tries to re-book the flight for the next day. “I’m sorry - all flights are full until next Tuesday. We can put you on standby, but there’s a list of people ahead of you.”

        This probably goes hand in hand with the trend of providing sleepable bench seating in airports. For awhile they were doing the anti-homeless park bench design. You’ll have to fight your fellow passengers for space, but it’s better than the floor at DIA or ORD.

        • @[email protected]
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          21 day ago

          My whole family got a hotel when our delayed plane made us miss a connection and that was five years back.

          I don’t fly much and sleepable benches helps me feel like that’s the right thing to not do.