• @[email protected]
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        71 day ago

        The waitress saw me do it.

        When I walked out of the restaurant, I told her “my name is [email protected] and you can go fuck yourself”

        So you should probably avoid red lobster for a while

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          71 day ago

          that waitress was my sister and she knows me better than that. they got your name from the card you used and put you on red lobsters most wanted list. you might want to lay low for a while.

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            51 day ago

            I live on this shit and will not stop until I’m caught or killed.

            I will consume as many cheddar biscuits as I can