• @droporain
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    171 day ago

    A tale as old as time, women love a man who protects them from monsters.

    • @[email protected]
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      36 hours ago

      it’s going to be hilarious if he’s innocent, and women try to date him like “you know, my dad’s got such and such insurance, why don’t you kill that CEO?” and he has to remind them he didn’t actually do it, and watch them dry up immediately.