The president-elect is renewing unsuccessful calls he made during his first term for the U.S. to buy Greenland from Denmark, adding to the list of allied countries with which he’s picking fights even before taking office on Jan. 20.

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    112 days ago

    Wait until he takes office. One of his cabinet picks isn’t going to make it, and he’ll threaten to nuke the Bahamas in retaliation because they’re surrounded by too much water and that’s not fair to the US. He demands that that water be returned to the Great Salt Lake where it belongs so it can be used to solve all of the water crisis in the country and Make America Wet again.

    Then Stormy daniels will chime in and remind us that Trump is incapable of getting anyone wet.