I can honestly say I’ve had one of these emergencies once while naked, sister in law was being followed at like 1 or 2am and headed to our place as it was closer than hers, she called my wife when she was close to let her in. The way my wife woke me I knew something was happening and I fucking pulled clothes outa thin air and was dressed before she even finished telling me
Yeah, but in the case of a emergency that requires me to be outside quickly, I won’t be the naked weirdo of the neighborhood.
I can honestly say I’ve had one of these emergencies once while naked, sister in law was being followed at like 1 or 2am and headed to our place as it was closer than hers, she called my wife when she was close to let her in. The way my wife woke me I knew something was happening and I fucking pulled clothes outa thin air and was dressed before she even finished telling me
That’s why I keep a robe and slippers right next to the bed.
Everyone in the neighborhood already knows me as the naked weirdo, so that would just be par for the course