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Broke: One day you’ll have sex for the last time in your life

Woke: One day your balls won’t ache because you saw a pretty girl, felt extremely horny, and couldn’t find an opportunity to wack off.
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  Tired: one day you’ll have sex for the last time
  
  Wired: One day your balls won’t ache because you saw a pretty girl, felt extremely horny, and couldn’t find an opportunity to wack off.
  
  Retired: one day some old lady will be giving you sloppy in your wheelchair and you’ll blow a load of dust into her mouth
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    Does it count as a gilf fetish if you’re both the same age?
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  My balls are aching? Damn, I can’t even find them!
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  Pretty girl? Amateurs… Tatted GILFs with 3 inch ear loops will be in masses when I’m old.
  
  “Come here Mama let me try those ears of yours…mmmmmMMMMmmmm” - future me or something.

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