things we tried:

• jacking up prices
• adding ads to paid services
• canceling the better shows
• not adding anything meaningful
• making specifically terrible shows that are obviously terrible from the get go
• making the algorithm noticeably worse to cover up for the worse output
• platforming has-been comedians so they can cry about how they aren’t platformed anymore on our platform in a distinctly unfunny and joke-free manner

We’re out of ideas… maybe we should utilize AI?