• moosetwin
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    1214 hours ago

    or do swallow it and get FREE internal bleeding from the stings

    • @[email protected]
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      412 hours ago

      I have doubts that an insect sting can be serious enough to cause internal bleeding. Some googling seems to confirm it; you might just suffocate if bitten in the larynx [Paparella 2007]:

      or just have generic symptoms if bitten in the esophagus (this is a wasp sting, note, and I think in a patient allergic to them).

    • @[email protected]
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      413 hours ago

      But wait! There’s more! If you swallow just 12 nails right now, we’ll throw in an organ rupture for ABSOLUTELY FREE! ✨

      • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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        112 hours ago

        Swallowed a nail as a kid, got nothing but a trip to the ER and the embarrassment of an entire staff of people waiting for me to poop. I didn’t know I needed a full dozen to win the prize!