• AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        9 hours ago

        Trump: There are no sunken boats. Sunken boats is a Democrat hoax!

        MAGA: I’d rather have sunken boats than be a Democrat.

        Trump: Some boats are listing, but not entirely sunk. The radical left and deep state are using boats to attack me in a baseless witch hunt.

        MAGA: There might be sinking boats, but they’re part of the 4d chess planning.

        Trump: Some boats are sinking. I was the first to call the boats sunken. Nobody identifies a sinking boat better than me.

      • @[email protected]
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        411 hours ago

        Trump could convince at least half of the magats that it’s actually a good thing and they’d believe him.