this is a great opportunity to bring in riddles from the Kids Write Jokes tumblr. not gonna spoiler the answers for… obvious reasons.

some of my favourites:

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Doctor Dentist

Doctor Dentist who

How can you be a Doctor and a Dentist there is not enough time

what do dogs call Italy?

dogtaly

How many sharks does it take to make a grandpa shark?

1,280,000 sharks.

what does NASA stand for.

not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

and my all time fave

can you fart?

do it now