• @[email protected]
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    2612 hours ago

    A guy who used a dead rat as an alarm clock is living rent free in the head of the richest man in the world

    This is a win for all of humanity

    • @[email protected]
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      611 hours ago

      Okay I’ll bite, how does one use a dead rat as an alarm? I feel weird searching that one

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        11 hours ago

        I’m weirdly into the asmon degenerate lore and iirc he would wake up when it started smelling then put it back in the freezer

          • @[email protected]
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            109 hours ago

            He’s probably lying though.

            But he did used to wipe his teeth blood on the walls.

            And cockroaches have crawled on him live on stream.

            Anyway the point is that this guy is literally distracting the most powerful person in the world right now and I just love it

          • Rowan Thorpe
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            410 hours ago

            But I remember the old saying that you lose your sense of smell while you sleep (or at least in the deep phase of the cycle). Apparently that was why unattended fires late at night are so dangerous because you lose your early-warning system of smelling smoke, so by the time you wake coughing (if you even wake) it is often too late. Admittedly my “knowledge” of that is anecdotal, from long ago, so anyone more knowledgeable feel free to correct me - I won’t take it personally.