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On my other shoulder is a small devil saying “turn off the nsfw filter”
Jesus is about to make some dank memes.
That’s okay, I was done pooping anyway.
Need to have this pop up on my screen every 45min.
NO!
Fuck you, ghost Jesus! You died for my sins so I’ll watch as much hentait tentacle porn as I like!
I will comment this and go to bed, finally. Thanks!
Is this Moses splitting the sea? Hold on I need to take a selfie
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wtf just call in dead and tell them you’ll see how alive you feel tomorrow.
How about crucifixion? Some fresh air might do you well!
He already took the wheel, wtf is next?!?
Jeebus doesn’t want video evidence when he does some wrath of good shit with a big ass tsunami.
Fuck off jesus.