On April 5th, 2063, the Vulcans will make first contact with us crazy humans. If you happen to have any memes or anything loosely related to “first contact”, please share them in /c/TenForward tomorrow!
I’m going to go back in time and make sure these memes don’t happen!
Oh yeah? Well I’m going to go back in time to make sure you don’t go back in time!
Yeah, well, I’m going to go back in time and make sure that I go back in time so that I can go back in time and have hijinks!
No time! We’re sending you into the future to stop the antimeme coalition from traveling into the past and destroying all the memes!
All four of you are wreaking havoc on the temporal prime directive.
I’ve said too much.
dissolves
Good morning gentlemen, gentle ladies and gentle non binaries. We’re from the temporal directive reeducation commission, and today we’ll show you a Holo video about what not to do when time traveling. After the lesson you will be requires to fill a quiz.
You’ll be restored to your source timeline as soon as you successfully complete the quiz. Failure to do so will send you back to the beginning of the session. We encourage you to avoid interacting with your past selves in order to focus on the lesson, since logic would dictate you wouldn’t have comprehended the material yet.
Wololo
This is how the Temporal Cold War starts…
Which Zefram do you prefer?
Love it. This deserves its own post!
