Don’t get me wrong, I’d still dive into a bag of cheesy puffs.
Hot Cheetos Puffs are my weakness. I will eat the whole bag no matter the time.
I just heard about this relevant story recently. Careful not to eat too many!
The weird thing is, I know I heard a completely different story about another celebrity having a similar thing happen. I am 99.99 percent sure the story I read wasn’t about this mumble-rapper, face-tattoo kid.
More of a Ruffles Cheddar and Sour Cream guy, myself. The real problem is deciding to not immediately finish the bag once opened.
I thought you said “cheese curd,” at first, so I was about to start arguing.
I mean, I’ve never fucked with them, but it has been explained to me that they emit a squeaking sound, when you eat them.
Now, look, I know the Ancient Romans ate mice. But even those sick motherfuckers didn’t eat LIVE mice. So, basically, we’re talking about modern-day Midwesterners being the only people to eat anything that squeaks.
I ain’t doing that. It freaks me out, on a visceral level.
