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That’s some bullshit right there! The joined up stars don’t look anything like a bear in either case!
I guess “pans with long handles” doesn’t sound romantic enough to stargazers…
If it makes you feel better, that’s not Ursa major shown in the picture. The big dipper is just the tail of the bear.
Still looks like how a drunk child would draw a bear. At best.
You’re not wrong. But given how early cave paintings look, maybe bears looked different back then…
It’s a racing bear, look at the aerodynamics
Bears don’t even have long tails!