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Why is Jupiter stopping us from getting asteroid hugs?
Its gravitational pull moves asteroids away from the inner ring of planets.
I should have added a sarcasm tag! My bad.
Jupiter is fucking sick though, what a homie of a planet
Asteroid hugs fucking hurt.
Jupiter says, “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me”
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I mean, you didn’t kill the dinosaurs. Or did you ಠ_ಠ
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Its gravity sucks up all the little rockyboys headed inward
Because the last big one it left through caused a stop to Earths space probes visiting it for like 66 million years.