Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
All of you were working on the train!?!
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This is the way.
she even got that weiner
I’m really just curious about why there were only men on the train.
Did everyone slide forward down the aisle when they hit the brakes?
How else would you draw a female hotdog? No tits and it looks like another dude just like all the ones I’ve eaten before
Do hot dogs need genders?
That should depend on if hot dogs are made from more than 1 gender of pig. Or dog. Or hotdog worm. Or whatever tf they make hotdogs out of.
Listen bud, English might’ve lost it’s way but we’ve still got Indo-European roots, so even rocks need genders.
I want that hot dogussy Chicago style !
Titties dragged through the garden?
Oh snap, I’ll never forget that hot dog. That’s Chipmunks in Chicago. I think they changed their name to “Chipmonks” though.
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Thelonius Chipmonks
As an ass man, I didn’t even notice the wiener titties at first because I couldn’t take my eyes off her buns.
Maybe it’s okay if humanity dies out. 🤔
as long as we die between some buns
Is that Alvin?
Yes.
I don’t like where his life seems to have taken him
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Alvindog
Probably better than putting a vag on her. Good call.
You know what somebody’s going to go and do now.
Along with other stuff, vag is also processed within that dog.
Kobayashi: [trying to impress date] yeah, I eat vag like a champ.
Mmm, wiener shaped vag between soft buns …
Is she… squatting? With her… erm… weiner hanging down?
yes.
Mmm hot dog milk
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
How else is she gonna feed the cocktail weenies?
Wait, shouldn’t it have 4 teats on it? That’s usually how many cows have. Or… is it made from people?
Hotdog or not hotdog?
Hold on I have an app for that.
Real hot dogs have between 6 and 10 nips, otherwise they are called sparkly wieners.
And they can only be marketed as a ‘hot dog’ if they are produced in the Titiller region of France
Putting hot into hotdog