• sp3ctr4l
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    176 months ago

    My high school chemistry teacher once missed class because he got pulled over with some kind of reagent for a demonstration in a ziploc bag…

    They arrested him, took him and his bag to the station, tested it and what do you know, not cocaine.

    He was pretty pissed.

    • molave
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      6 months ago

      Your chemistry teacher is not in danger, he is the danger.

      • sp3ctr4l
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        26 months ago

        That guy actually was the danger.

        He would ignite and throw flash paper at napping students, literally waking them with a fireball bursting a foot from their face.

        He once told us about how he had a bullet wound from that one time he was on a fishing crew somewhere near Indonesia and got shot at (and returned fire) by a rival fishing ship.

        Oh, and he regularly carried a whip, and would use it to turn on and off the main room lights when he was bored, by whip cracking the switch from 12 ft away.

    • @[email protected]
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      7 months ago

      If a child was 6 when Yu-Gi-Oh came out (1996), they’re now 28 and may have been on duty for 10 years.