Context, for those of you who dont…
https://twitter.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1790101095898886651?t=eWyWa0yWaZP5fdF2hf4tfg
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
I tried but I was furiously maturating at work and was in the middle of getting fired and arrested at the same time. Sorry about that.
What the actual fuck.
I deeply regret clicking that link…
I’m not sure the username checks out 🤔
This girl has standards 😂
Not that horny then…
Nope not that horny 😂
Not anymore, maybe not for a long time.
I didn’t know. Now I do. I wish I still didn’t.
No… I don’t think I will.
Ok wtf.
Yikes
That seems like a really easy way to get cancer
Next time someone brings up not having to pump their own gas in Jersey, I’m going to show them this. Idiots in my state would do this, but they’d turn the pump on…
“Haben Sie Homer und Peter mit Chevron pump?”
