Super confusing question…
Don’t think too hard on this one, Padre.
Spare ribs.
Oh yeah, some BBQ and just snicker every now and then, hoping he’ll get the pun at some point.
I’d get Joseph a “The dad that stepped up” mug.
A large wooden cross, every year, for eternity
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Man, I hate shopping for myself…
Whatever I wanted that week.
#justtrinitythings
Nothing because he hasn’t shown up for anything. He won’t even show up to prove his own existence. He’s an absent parent.
a wife that don’t cheat.
Steak and a blowjob
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The door of the castle church of Wittenberg with Luther’s 95 theses nailed on them.
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But like one of those pornstar custom ones of the virgin mary
Definitely not Roman wine. Last time we drank that, I got hammered!
