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Washing your hands removes vital oils used by forensics to identify you at a crime scene.
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“if you haven’t committed a crime then you have nothing to worry about!”
-some republican who has committed a litany of crimes
It’s also bad for the children, somehow… I don’t need to explain how, because they won’t when they say this to convince everyone.