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Sadness. Okay, I won’t do it then.
You feeling alright, buddy?
Nope, but thanks for asking, pal.
Go talk to someone today.
I’m talking to you, or do you not count?
No. Talk to someone in real life. Someone who knows you and can help you out.
Ah, gotcha. Will do.