They don’t secrete a filtered blood derived substance through modified sweat glands, thus not milk producing, nearly milk substitute producing.
Wild thought, vampires that drink milk instead of blood.
you mean like human babies?
Fuck. I’m a milk vampire.
Mampire?
Mamapire.
Neither Coconuts nor Oats have Mammary Exocrine Glands
I heard that in Sheldon Coopers voice.
Behold, a man!
You can milk any animal that has nipples… but, do coconuts have nipples?!
I rest my case 😎
I have nipples @[email protected] , could you milk me?
Is not about the nips, but the mammary glands.
Mammals aren’t “living organisms with fur and milk”. They’re “the most recent common ancestor of the echidna and the cat, and anything descended from that”.
Whoa, so cats came from coconuts?
Then why are there still coconuts? Check mate atheists
Proof that humans and coconuts lived together. Suck it science!
echidna I understand, but why cat?
The actual definition is “monotremes and placental mammals”. I just picked one of each.
You can milk a cat, that checks out.
Nah, coconuts don’t have the right kind of teeth and ear bones.
While “having fur and producing milk” may have been the original description of mammals, biology no longer classifies things that way.
Today, all of the classification is based on Clades, which can be established by doing DNA investigation (similarity matching). So, “mammals” are defined as a clade. And whether somebody falls into it or not depends on their DNA similarity. And coconut clearly do not belong into there.
Geez I thought we left the coconut fuckers back at the place which may not be named.
In this essay I will
gasp!
[ clutches pearls ]
coconuts are plants and you’re an idiot
you’re an idiot
Name-calling isn’t nice. Remember to be(e) nice at Beehaw. Consider this a warning.
But “idiot” isn’t a name, i guess?
/jk Sorry, I’ll show myself out.
JEEZ ok
Vegans hate this one weird trick
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I agree