I prefer regular foods that help with constipation, not meds.
UPDATE: I forced the shit out somehow
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Try not pooping for 3 days. This tricks your body into no longer being constipated
That’s what got me constipated in the first place.
Yo, didn’t notice it was the same person
This is hilarious
The profile picture is super memorable to me, for some reason.
WHERE’S THE EXPLANATION OF YOUR SIN.
hush
So I’m going to assume the no poop mission was a success.
It sure was. The resulting constipation was hell though.
I managed to force the shit out somehow thanks everyone.
I am happy for your achievement. Well done!
So are we going to get an explanation on the 3 poopless days?
Sorry but I really can’t 🥲
I’m utterly convinced at this point this dude is pranking us HARD. 🤣
I don’t care if it’s real. I laughed so hard when I read the title. I immediately knew who posted it lol
The classic way I know of is a large black coffee and a bran muffin. If you can manage to get stuck in traffic about an hour after you eat, it increases the odds of it working.
Prune juice, coffee, and any spicy foods.
Thanks a lot imma try them all at once
You joke, but old school nurses do just that: mix prune juice, coffee, and milk of magnesia. They call this combo “The Bomb” lol: https://drslusher.com/constipation-remedy-or-the-bomb/
I’m more inclined to tell you that while I appreciate your commitment to a natural remedy, Miralax (polyethylene glycol powder) is the most effective remedy in my personal experience as a nurse. For what it’s worth.
I love these posts. But Imma be pissed off if we find out mizu is Gallowboob or some fucker like that from reddit.
mizu is what
Thanks for concluding the saga for us @mizu, it’s been a wild ride.
So you gave yourself constipation in order to not poop for 3 days… can you tellbus what you were doing now?
I’m so confused on this dudes post history. Intentionally clearing himself out and giving himself constipation but with access to toilets and an air conditioned tent??
This is either the biggest shitpost ever or some kind of evacuation fetish.
Shits crazy.
Long walks and much water. Also try eating prunes.
This is the way. Oatmeal or anything with high fiber will help as well.
However prunes or are really where it’s at.
Big glass of regular cow milk.🥛
Be careful though, milk/dairy can actually have the opposite effect for some people lol
Wait for the next update. This meme cow isn’t nearly through with milking yet.
I’ll just say that there’s a reason for the old people eating prunes stereotype.
There is a saying in Spanish that says: “coffee and cigarette, mud doll” xD
That’s beautiful. How do you say it in spanish?
café y cigarro, muñeco de barro xD
lol thank you!
You could try the mathematician’s approach and work it out with a pencil!
(but yes, an enema and fibrebare the correct answers
