You know what else you don’t hear
“What, that place? That one right there? Yeah, that place is like heaven on earth.”
Never, but you hear the opposite all the time.
More, so, you’ll often hear people caught doing something wrong claim that the devil made them do it or that something bad is the devils work.
You know why?
Because the devil is busy
Imagine they swapped jobs and, instead, we had a devil we never heard anything from and a busy ass god making heaven on earth all over the place.
Huh? I’ve heard “heaven on Earth” many times.
When you grow up poor and degen…
God’s just a lazy piece of shit who doesn’t care about anything but vengeance.
At least the devil is an enabler. God doesn’t do jack for anyone.
God went out for a pack of smokes real quick
who says heavens no? its hell no, hell yes, and hell maybe!
Purhaps, a cat’s maybe, akin to how a cat can never decide wether to be outside or inside
I had to lock the cat in. I’ve been home for less than an hour, and the little bastard has gone in and out 6 times. It’s pissing of rain, and he goes out, gets soaked, comes in and yells until I dry him off…the goes right back out…
Like, buddy, I appreciate your plight, but I can’t turn off the sky leak…Please don’t let your cat go outside.
Catios are a thing
Normally they would have roofs.
The ones I know have simply a net above, building a whole roof is too much
and when it stays inside it can never decide whether to be alive or dead
You won’t admit you love me and so, how am I ever to know? You only tell me, “Purghaps, purghaps, purghaps”
Oh no. The giggle loop.
me gustó el perghaps
viva la perghapsitas
El: La bendicion 🙏🏻
La Mama: Lo quê? No mijito, perghaps! Tu solo mereces la perghapsita.
jajaja exactamente
Isn’t Limbo a synonym for undecided? As in: The decision is in limbo.
