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No record might matter if it wasn’t for 34 counts. If it was one or two non-violent felonies that could be made whole, could be weekends or lots of community service. But 34? No one gets to use the “I was a good little boy” defense on that.
Wanna bet?
Nah. Not for Trump. Unless one of the counts was for having a dime bag.