• @[email protected]
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      I’m currently shitting for the glory of the empire. And, so far, it is a glorious battle indeed.

  • ekZepp
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    Posting a meme for the glory of the Empire!

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  • BubbleMonkey
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    I cleaned my turtle tank and gave him a better view of the TV, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

    • Flying SquidM
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      Turtle’s gotta watch his stories, FOR THE FLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

      • BubbleMonkey
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        Yeah, his tank mate died dishonorably, back in November, of illness, and I wasn’t merciful enough to send her to Suto’vo’qur. This keeps him from succumbing to his emotional weakness and boredom. Can’t have him also doing a dishonorable; FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!

          • BubbleMonkey
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            Thank you. I lost nearly all of my established animals, mostly unexpected (three cats and the turtle), last year jul-nov and it was real tough, so… genuinely thank you.

            I will, however, maintain the sctick FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.

  • SGG
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    176 months ago

    I woke up with morning wood FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

    • @[email protected]
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      That was 2 hours ago according to my instance, so I hope it has subsided by now otherwise you should consider seeking medical advice FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

      • SGG
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        66 months ago

        It was a short but hard fought battle, but I emerged victorious for the glory of the Empire!

          • SGG
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            36 months ago

            I have had many, many victories, often numerous victories in a single day while younger.

            Now my victories, while still glorious, often occur days apart.

            But I will battle on FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

  • slingstone
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    I have contacted the Finance Department FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!