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I am serious. And don’t call me surly.
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Well, duh. I know. But the original joke works because it exchanges “surely” for the homophone “Shirley.” With “Shirley” already in the title I can’t do that, so swapping it for the not-quite-homophone “surly” seemed like the next best choice.
You didn’t get it.
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You must be hilarious in conversations
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You can call me Shirley!
I can call you Betty, and Betty when you call me you can call me Al.
What’s meshurley’s phone number?