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Sometimes You roll dice just to make them think something’s up.
DM: Roll a perception check
Player: Nat 20
DM: There’s nothing there.
Wait, what took the air away?
“Oh fuck, that must mean something was there before, keep rolling perception checks, whatever it is must be around here somewhere”