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I almost touched Messi with my eyes through my binoculars today. Today was a good day to be in Jersey.
I didn’t know Messi lived in the Channel Islands
I’m as confused as you. I came here expecting a new wooly jumper
He was staying in a Hoboken hotel for a game he’s playing in the area. It was a 1 mile radius of madness.
There’s no Hoboken in Jersey, you mean Saint Helier?
I promise you Hoboken, New Jersey is a real place.
Jersey is not New Jersey, and your Amero-centric asses can’t tell me otherwise