• key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish
    30·
    10 months ago

    Walkthrough how to solve a complex non-linear differential equation step-by-step. Each step should be incorrect and as you explain it you remove an item of clothing. Once you have no more clothes, for the next step you pour a glass of seemingly-milk from a labelless container. The glass sits there while you do another step and then you drink it and say “that’s good goat sperm”. Before you finish the equation, a doorbell rings. You go over to the front door, open it, and retrieve a package. As the camera follows you we can subtly see the sky is green. You place the package on a table and finish explaining the equation. After you’re done you open the package; it’s revealed to be a rubber mask of a politician of your choice. You say “it’s time to save our country” and put it on. The final shot is of you leaving the house. Give the film a French name.

    • FuckeryEnglish
      1·
      7 months ago

      I came here with a lewd idea stayed for yours lol

      A better way to say it " you had my attention now you got my interest " literally what a plot I’d love to see it and if this app would allow users to follow each other you’d get my follow for your creativity 🤙

  • Zombiebadguy English
    8·
    10 months ago

    Edge for 30 minutes yourself in white knickers so we can see how wet they get. You can cum after they’re see-through

  • SardonicusEnglish
    7·
    10 months ago

    Hands tied overhead, ankles in a spreader bar. That should do it.

  • irotsomaEnglish
    3·
    10 months ago

    I want to see you truly enjoying the way you look and feel. That’s what turns me on. Confidence and pleasure.

  • deezcashewsEnglish
    3·
    10 months ago

    I wanna watch your pussy contract while you rub one out ❤️

  • HungRussianEnglish
    3·
    10 months ago

    Edge yourself! And you have a breedable body 🤤