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If you want to put me in charge of Tesla, I’ll do it for a million bucks a year and a house. Doesn’t even need to be a big house. Three bedrooms and a two car garage.
And out of the 8 billion people on this planet, there’s not one other who could be motivated for less and be at least an equally effective CEO?
Shit, I’ll do it for half that!
If you want to put me in charge of Tesla, I’ll do it for a million bucks a year and a house. Doesn’t even need to be a big house. Three bedrooms and a two car garage.
Damn you! Alright, I’ll do it for half a million.
$250,000 and a car.
But not a Tesla. No way am I driving one of those.
$50,000 and a bicycle!
20 bucks and a promise to send Elon to Mars and never let him come back!
Actually, I’ll pay to have him shot to Mars at the next Starship launch.
But can you fire 1000 people and still sleep at night? If not, then you’re not right for the job.
Well fuck.