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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

I've never known anyone to get sick from it

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I've never known anyone to get sick from it

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    My wife got sick as a dog after eating chocolate chip cookie dough. She spent a whole day going between bed and the bathroom. Strangely enough, she still eats raw cookie dough. Having gone through it with her, I don’t even like the fake/safe cookie dough in ice cream.

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      I need sleep. It took me a while to realize that your wife is not a dog.

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        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Internet,_nobody_knows_you're_a_dog

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      I don’t think getting violently ill is going to stop me either tbf.

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      so its a less expensive version of Ozempic!

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