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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon is your financial advisor

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Anon is your financial advisor

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • nxdefiant@startrek.website
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    I stole one of those huge rolls from college once. It dispenses just fine on the floor.

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      Yeah but then you’re wiping floor on your ass.

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        There is literal shit on my arse, what difference does some floor make?

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          Because the bacteria in your booty hole aren’t the same things that are on floor.

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        Floor spice makes everything nice!

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        College, they’ve done worse to themself.

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