• @[email protected]
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    585 months ago

    While I know they’re harmless that has not stopped from committing war crimes against one that found its way to my shower.

  • Nougat
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    535 months ago

    Limousine spider.

    They also appear to be smart, aggressive, and territorial. I have been chased by several. And I have run away with great haste.

  • Pandantic [they/them]
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    I think these bois, much like “spider crickets”, get a lot of flack because their legs are TOO DAMN LONG! They’re cool dudes, but something about those weirdly long legs…

    • @[email protected]
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      35 months ago

      Hey, they are the fluffiest critters ever among those that ran over me. They don’t even tickle, just a smooth touch.

      Developes feelings for the house centipedes

  • Cris
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    285 months ago

    I doubt this will help my deep discomfort but it did make me happy :)

  • flicker
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    275 months ago

    It’s their suddenness that freaks me out. I had been sitting on my couch for two hours the other night when one scuttled out from beneath my feet!

    • @[email protected]
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      55 months ago

      this is why i respect web spinning spiders and jumping spiders (despite the name).

      web spinners just spin their webs and sit there, they’re in their lane and flourishing.

      jumping spiders are smart enough to recognize that we are gods compared to them, and that we probably won’t appreciate them making sudden fast movements.

  • @[email protected]
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    175 months ago

    I was in college before I saw one. I grew up with giant 8" long centipedes, but this guy freaked me out more than I can say. Couldn’t even tell it was a centipede. Might as well have been an alien.

    Gag.

    Freaky motherfookers

    • @[email protected]
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      45 months ago

      it’s the legs and speed that do it, normal centipedes are plenty freaky but the fact that the legs are stubbier makes them much more managable, they’re more like seeing a wild rat.

    • @[email protected]
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      15 months ago

      I didn’t even know they existed until I had one in my apartment around 5 years ago. Now that I’ve bought a house I see them regularly in my basement.

  • businessfish
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    145 months ago

    all they need to do is stop being so scary and we can be chillin

  • @[email protected]
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    145 months ago

    I’m not really scared of them, but I do have a visceral reaction to them. Something about them makes me want to vomit. Or, maybe it’s a level of fear I don’t recognize because I go from 0 to vomit and wanting to claw my eyes out real quick.

    • @[email protected]
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      95 months ago

      it’s wild because humans are supposed to have this sort of reaction programmed into us for snakes, but i’m absolutely fine with snakes and even find some of them quite cute!

      but anything with long thin legs? incinerate it in nuclear hellfire

    • @[email protected]
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      55 months ago

      I feel ya. When I find them in the garden, where one expects to find a multitude of bugs, it gives me the heebie jeebies soo bad. It’s def the zillions of legs going mach 9 for me.

  • @[email protected]
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    105 months ago

    I caught one trying to be in my bathroom and decided to be “nice” by tossing it into my basement.

    Down there the entire floor had been sprayed with insect repellent from signs of fleas and roaches, there has been signs of mice and lord knows what else down there too.

    2 days later I found it dead having made it all the way to the staircase. Definitely one of the strongest showings in the Gauntlet but not strong enough.

    • @[email protected]
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      65 months ago

      Side note, do not stomp AT them in bare feet (in an attempt to scare them off). They will attack your toes

  • @Semjaza
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    85 months ago

    While centipedes are fine, I’ve always been much more of a milipede fan.

    • @[email protected]
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      75 months ago

      ngl, I think millipede is kinda cute. I’m thinking about building a terrarium tank and keep a few of them as pet.

    • @[email protected]
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      55 months ago

      It’s weird how when they have even more legs somehow they become less creepy. I guess it’s because they have to pack them in so tight and it starts to almost become cute.

        • @[email protected]
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          65 months ago

          You know, until you posted this comic I never really put it together that millipedes are generally not predators. I guess that also explains why I’ve always instinctively found them less scary than centipedes.

          • @[email protected]
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            75 months ago

            Yep, millipedes are chill and mostly munch on dead plant material. Centipedes, on the other hand, are carnivorous little demons straight from a nightmare.

            Case in point

            • @[email protected]
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              15 months ago

              Well, the only “evidence” in the video is the commentator repeatedly saying that these centipedes are creepy and horrible. But they also mention how important their role in the ecosystem is. So, I think it is a pretty cool animal! But I don’t get why people would be creeped out by centipedes in the first place.

      • @Semjaza
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        85 months ago

        I’ll say it: milipedes are cute.