• @dmMeYourNudes
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    125 days ago

    You know things are bad when the onion uses direct quotes from a debate

  • Kalkaline
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    5 days ago

    The Onion was on fire tonight. Best live reactions out there.

  • @[email protected]
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    305 days ago

    I’d say my normal “BOOM! roasted!”

    But I have a feeling they’d just say

    “yeah, exactly.”

    • @[email protected]
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      6 days ago

      My favorite quote from the whole thing so far. Really says a lot about the Biden presidency when he took away the H2O.

      • @[email protected]
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        65 days ago

        No Carbohydrates! No H20! No electrons! We are imposing a vacuum sealed environment for explosive collision experimentation!

      • @[email protected]
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        35 days ago

        I was out playing board games and planned on catching up on the debate tomorrow. Did the onion do their own thing I need to watch too?

        • @[email protected]
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          115 days ago

          Honestly do yourself a huge favor and don’t watch it. 99.9% of it was disgustingly depressing. Trump’s H2O comment was about the only thing that was funny.

            • @[email protected]
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              65 days ago

              Yep I watched for 2-3 minutes and turned it off. Trump spewing orange diarrhea and Biden distracted by scanning the audience for the Grim Reaper.

              • @[email protected]
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                25 days ago

                In all seriousness, Biden clapped back harder in the second half and had some great parts where he actually outlined some good shit for the future and what he’s gotten done in the past. Hopefully, the next debate is during the day when it’s sunny and he’s not sick with a cold.

                He should stick to the overarching points in debates in the future. 2-3 points, speak slower, more measured, smile when his idiot opponent shoots himself in the foot by rambling.