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It’s not funny that they’ve made the M&M’s basically unfuckable now, I haven’t been fully erect for a year now.
Says the guy with “Cum” in their name.
And I did say craziest in the title.
ask him what his stance on OSHA is (he’s against it), and it terrifies me for what his sexual practices must be.
Why would they ask if you’ve already answered?
Spoiler alert, my dude.
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Guess we found Tucker Carlson’s lemmy account.
Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.
…Or guilty enough
And after they took away the basketball bunnies fat tits! Man just can’t win in this world!
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What do you mean? That yellow M&M is totally fuckable!
Those weren’t M&Ms you were eating, silly. They don’t even make blue M&Ms.
Have you ever seen an M&M’s blue waffle?