or to make the worst impression ig
Any media in any format, sequels not included.
My neighbor’s dog rolls his eyes at you
my good answer is the wikipedia page for human
by evil answer is the wikipedia page for the dark forest hypothesis
More evil answer: The page on Junko Furuta. Them aliens packing up and leaving after reading that fucked up shit.
Rofl the perfect stfu
Perfect
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SCP
The Sane Clone Posse?
Well the other posse might give a bad impression
Whoop whoop, let’s keep this on an even keel!
That is a collection of pieces of media though, op asked about a single piece.
Send more Chuck Berry.
Backdoor Sluts Vol. 7
“Mlorp, how do these beings even manage to procreate? This one is using the incorrect orifice, and this one removed his genital proboscis moments before copulation was complete!”
“Let’s leave them alone, Floop. They will extinct themselves shortly.”
The music video of Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley
On a gold disc.
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“aw what a nine gesture, we shall relay this to the galactic federation on all channels”
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And that you’d never let them down.
I send Independence Day and to tell them it is a documentary. Now they know not to fuck with us.
Rather they know not to fuck with us while running Mac OS 7.5
That one fucked up hentai comic… I wanna give them mental distress as a leg up in the war between them and us.
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And yet, I know the one they meant…
Yes, that one. I know there are others, but you know exactly which is the one I’m referring to.
Well I don’t. Do you mean Metamorphosis or The Enigma Of Amigara Fault or another one I didn’t think of or know?
(recommendations welcome)
President of the United States and a blender?
Buddy, you’re gonna have to clarify. It’s a broad field.
A badly trained LLM.
Let them ask whatever they want of it without any way of verifying if what it says is correct.Any episode of Ancient Aliens.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Darmok, S5E2 of Star Trek: The Next Generation.
I think one of those nice Attenborough documentaries. Wasn’t there one that showcased the Earth? Seems like a nice gesture to put that forward.
Smarter people have already figured this out. I’d send them a copy of the golden record we put on Voyager. It contains the kinds of things that could convey “this is where we are, this is what we look like, we’ve figured out about this much of this universe so far, and we make stuff that isn’t utilitarian (art)”
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“You mean to tell me this species’ moon is just full of monsters, and it ejaculates them onto the planet in regular intervals? And they don’t really do anything about it?”
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