• Diplomjodler
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    262 months ago

    Human: I’m the only intelligent being! I’m the crown of creation!

    Gut microbes: Haha. Good one. Now dance for us!

    • @[email protected]
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      LOL I failed to recognise at first that it could also be interpreted as bacteria causing autism. It could also be that because of a characteristic genetic programming, intestine cells produce a compound which specific microorganisms thrive in. In such a case, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone also found such microbial indicators in saliva or on the skin.

  • @PenisWenisGenius
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    2 months ago

    If employers some day are ever going to use this to require you to poop in a cup to prove you’re a neurotypical in order to secure employment, I’m fucking done.

    It’s only the next step. Nonpsychoactive thc metabolite drug tests are so normalized almost no one irl even sees an issue with it even after decades of reform. Why not keep going.

    • @[email protected]
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      42 months ago

      I understand the anxiety but realistically don’t think you need to worry - autism would be a protected characteristic under most legal systems, right? You don’t choose to have autism so it’s not like drug use where there’s at least some degree of choice involved.

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      I bet it would work in theory but difficult in practice when the medical profession does a “hold on, whats the dogs opinion on this?”