My first girlfriend (before being my girlfriend) once said “bite me”, so I said, “okay!” and leaned over and bit her denim-covered booty.
No wonder she ended up being your girlfriend, that’s a winning move.
Well, depending on the context anyhow; I can see that going sideways pretty bad too 😅
She ended up cheating on me, and the breakup was incredibly messy. Don’t fuck crazy.
Ah shit, sorry to hear that, that doesn’t sound good. But hey, you live and you learn, right?
Don’t fuck crazy.
Being a completely normal and well-adjusted individual myself (*cough*) I can’t recommend a total moratorium on the crazy-fucking; I’d say that by all means fuck crazy as long as it’s not too crazy, but don’t be surprised if things go pear-shaped 😅
😈 Om
Meditation on the the booty-chomping alligator?
Nom 🐊🤭
