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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to JustGuysBeingDudes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

I kind of want a lantern now...

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I kind of want a lantern now...

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to JustGuysBeingDudes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Codex@lemmy.world
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    Possessed by the ghosts of the night’s watch. sounds like someone should excorcise more often.

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      He should do some cocaine about it.

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    She wants to takes the lampses froms us for herselfses!!!

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    I wonder if this is going to be ghost fucker Beverly’s lamp in a few hundred years.

    Her grandmother dies in the 2360s, and the lamp has been fucking the family for 800 years by then. Maybe her boyfriend’s name is Crusher? We need more Data.

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      I like the way you think.

      • RamblingPanda
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        And I think the way you like.

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          I’m watching you two think, and I think, thinkin, is thought today.

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      Data won’t be around until then, unfortunately.

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        You’d think, but he’s buried in San Francisco since 1893.

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          Oh right, his head is. I guess that’s why we need more of him.

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            A lot. To make him fully functional.

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              Meh, a head is good enough.

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                It’s a very good head too

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                  I love getting very good head!

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    She needs to get her own lantern and help with the watch

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      It’s almost as if she doesn’t care about their safety!

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    Is this just the most passive aggressive way to break up with you girlfriend? Trying to get her to say “It’s not you, it’s the lantern” and leave, knowing when it’s all over he still gets to keep the beautiful lantern.

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    In brightest day, in blackest night…

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      … no evil shall escape my sight…

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        Let those who worship evil’s might…

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          Become Genocide Accolades with Hal’s light!

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    man is night watchmaxxxing and shes a fukn saboteur.

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      Lantern pilled and watchmanmaxxing

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    Being inducted into the Lantern Corp. is serious business.

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      Has he developed an aversion to things that are yellow or does he avoid things that are made out of wood now?

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    i think ops bf is a moth

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    Sounds like a Warehouse 13 episode

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      This is the first warehouse 13 reference I’ve ever seen in the wild.

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    I think we should probably go file a statement with the Magnus Institute. Not that they’ll do anything to stop the horrors unfolding mind, it’s obviously too late for that, but recording these things for our amus… Posterity is a good idea.

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      *to feed the eye

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      I’m not sure the watcher would want this one recorded.

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    It’s probably not real but I have seen people with psychosis that behave similarly. It sounds funny but for the relatives it can be really stressful and sometimes horrifying. Not because the patient is violent (although that can happen too of course) but strange behaviors and beliefs that can’t be changed or challenged.

    Although I’ve also seen a few people deal with it through humor

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    Plot twist: he’s sleepwalking

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    That’s sounds like a Remnant. I wonder if he is still around.

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    I checked the Lemmit here to see if this was going to be a Lovecraft reference. Disappointed it wasn’t!

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