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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

Man Uses Funnel to Pour Margarita Down Woman's Butt, Restaurant Outraged

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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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    Isn’t this just that “boofing” that United States Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh is rather fond of? What’s the problem?

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      I’m pretty sure this was consensual.

    • NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world
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      My client is not gay. My client is a straight man.

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        Does he have relationships with men and sex with women?

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    Not here to kink shame but they should get themselves a personal funnel and margarita mix so they can do this at home.

    • MrJameGumb@lemmy.worldOP
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      I suspect that doing this at the restaurant is probably what their real kink is lol

      • TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works
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        Dinner with a show, what’s not to love!?

  • Sanctus@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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    Removed by mod

    • jayk@lemmy.world
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      because of WOKE

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      deleted by creator

  • BearOfaTime@lemm.ee
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    Ffs, have the tiniest goddamn sliver of class people.

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      Right? The butt funnel goes to the right of the plate

      • weew@lemmy.ca
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        Did they just use the salad butt funnel for the main course?

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    What’s all the fuss about? Who hasn’t butt-chugged a pitcher of margaritas at a Mexican restaurant?

    Nobody else? Just me and the lady in the article?

    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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      Casa Bonita special: just $9.99 all you can butt chug!

      • lefixxx@lemmy.world
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        The episode writes itself

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        I put the one in my town out of business with that deal.

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    Show me the policy that states all drinks must be taken orally!

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    Sometimes those Margarita taste like shit.

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      I guess it’s a good thing she didn’t have to taste it, then.

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        Butt chugging doesn’t require taste buds. Chugging of the butt does require them.

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      Maybe it’s the funnel

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        Only one way to find out. Shots shots shots

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    The funnel gets 86’d

    What does this mean?

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      86 is shorthand for “removed from the menu” or similar.

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        I’ve always heard and used it in the context of removing a person from somewhere.

        I.e. kicking someone out of a bar

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          I’ve also heard it used almost exclusively in terms of “getting rid of someone/something from where it currently is”, most commonly “86 that thought/idea” in place of “forget that” or similar

          Turns out it originally is from food menus

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            I always heard it as “8 miles out, 6 feet under” I.e murdered and body dumped ages away.

            Im actually really surprised no one else mentioned that one

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            It’s always been from restaurants as far as I remember. I’ve only ever heard it in restaurant contexts; i.e. “we’re 86 French fries” or something like that.

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    Reminds me of that flash game where you put a gerbil up JLO’s butt

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      I want to know more about this, but at the same time I really don’t.

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        I braved the google search, found what looks like a flash game thats broken/unsupported on my phone.

        http://www.jabtv.com/bigassgame.php

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          I was never able to find it myself. While writing I just guessed it was a gerbil or something. Glad to know you kinda found it and that this game was not just some fever dream.

          [edit]

          By the way, Internet Archive adds some sort of translation layer for flash animations so it can be opened in modern browsers including on your phone:

          https://web.archive.org/web/20050127013251/http://www.jabtv.com/bigassgame.php

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    Is this his first Rodeo?

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      Did no one proof read this statement?

      I am assuming it’s fake.

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        I don’t see anything wrong with it. What’s the issue?

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          ‘We are committed to maintain the highest standards…’

          And ‘support’ is capitalised in the last sentence for no reason.

          There’s two things wrong with their statement.

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    Keep it in the bedroom kids!

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    Of course it’s in fucking waycross

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      Close to Florida, but still not IN Florida. Which is what I was expecting.

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    I really don’t see an issue here tbh in the grand scheme of things.

    At least they ate living their best lives it seems… I can’t hate it.

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      Word. Everyone here is jelly that they don’t have an SO that can plug a margarita into their butt.

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        You are being very specific here…

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    Do… Do you think she got a brain freeze?

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