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As someone who literally shits gold, not even I pay for twitter! (It’s a real condition I swear)
Call your doctor, here is his phone number: 555-1234Honytawk
I will answer wearing a moustache.
You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.
Unless you eat that much gold, you either have a supernova in your stomach or are violating the laws of thermodynamics
You’re not a thermodynamics cop are ya?
Shit on me daddy
How many shits do you have to take to buy a case of beer?