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So any apps that follow the Unix philosophy (even without subscribing to it intentionally) are getting axed. Do something well and don’t try to bake in a million other things into your program.
Great! They totally don’t want only apps that spy on you, are filled with bloatware and junk, and serve ads upon ads.