• @[email protected]
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    94 months ago

    1 looks like she would poke holes in condoms when you’re not looking, 3 would talk no stop after, and 2 comes well under the “don’t stick in crazy” umbrella.

    But 1 has a snickers…

    • @[email protected]
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      94 months ago

      You know the point of this exercise to to indicate which one looks the best to you right?

      Making up weird back stories for women based on a single posed image is pretty strange behavior.

      • @[email protected]
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        44 months ago

        Yeah, but be here (after the reddit version) and eventually its just hot girl after hot girl - pick your favorite sleep in the last 3 years kind of thing.

        I’d argue im just having a bit of fun with it - the analysis is about as in depth as “heh, boobies”.

    • @[email protected]
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      54 months ago

      Not to generalize, but you sound like somebody who’d find a Lego on the floor and instead of picking it up and putting it somewhere safe would scoot it into a position where one would step onto it and when caught would steadfastly deny having done it despite it having been obvious and then deflecting onto how the floor is always a deathtrap and you’re the victim here because someone placed this trap for you and you only made it so that whoever’d step on it would realize that just like when somebody hid your glasses from you but they were only on the other table because the one you put them down on had been wiped and instead of looking on the other table you start complaining how everybody is conspiring against you all the time and it just proves all the preconceived notions you have about everybody being mean to you all the time.

      • @[email protected]
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        24 months ago

        Not to generalize, was your mum a sentient wall of text?

        (/s, just having a bit of fun with it)

    • @dk841143OP
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      34 months ago

      Its left for me as well. Love the look and love the body.

  • @Dildo
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    64 months ago

    A pizza slice, some chips and a diet cola.

  • Lena
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    54 months ago

    Ah, another puzzle, I’m great at these. The middle one, obviously. Those other two ladies’ve got their unmentionables way too far down their legs; you try to skate with one of them they’re just gonna trip and fall right over. They got no range of motion! Plus middle’s got a candy bar which is like, hey, bonus. Middle, final answer!

  • @commanderbalok
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    34 months ago

    Why is a hot dog so much more than a slice of pizza?

  • @Bestet
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    4 months ago

    Left because she would satisfy my hunger in so many ways

  • @tarn_rep
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    29 days ago

    Removed by mod