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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago
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  • Schmerzbold@feddit.org
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    Or make him a Bond villain.

    • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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      This.

      They can even have him return as the same Bond that defected when he learned that the “good” guys are the bad guys. Then they can do the classic dropping of the curtain and new Bond questions everything he knows because everything old Bond is saying holds water.

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        I’m not sure brosnan is canon anymore. But Brosnan as a bone villain would be incredible to see.

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          bone villain

          We have an action scene, then boom, cut to hard core penetration. Then another action scene, back to full penetration, and it just keeps flipping back and forth until the movie just kinda, ends.

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            Will they pull out in time?! Find out on the next 007 bone finger

          • *Tagger*@lemmy.world
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            🤣🤣🤣

        • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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          Bond is a title, not a person. They can do whatever they want.

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            That’s a fan theory that was disproven multiple times (even though it would make the series more interesting)

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        Didn’t they already do this with GoldenEye and Skyfall?

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          It is a trope and Bond films have never been about originality and groundbreaking writing.

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      Came here to say this - he looks way more like villain material in this picture

    • gerbler@lemmy.world
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      Remake goldeneye with Brosnan as the villain

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      With his native accent

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      Or a Bond girl. Either as a transwoman or make Bond gay, I’m not picky.

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      The Foreigner was so good. Breaking the typecast for both Brosnan and Chan.

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      That was my first thought

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    • A_Filthy_Weeaboo@lemmy.world
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      Shit, is that all true? What a bummer…

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        He was at the Kennedy fundraiser and RFK tweeted a picture of them together, I think that’s the extent of it.

        If someone has additional information, feel free to post it.

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      yeah that worked sooo fucking well for a bunch of recent reboots. to quote south park: “just put a chick in it and make her gay”

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        • ben_dover@lemmy.world
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          lol since when did nerds become alpha chads? not everyone is out to get you

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      But then which one becomes the bond girl? Is it the woman who is actually bond? Or the one she falls in love with?

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        Give her bond extreme narcissism so that shes both Bond and the Bond Girl.

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      I’m not sure about lesbian but isn’t that what the last Bond film did? They gave the 007 role to a black woman.

      I assume someone pooped themselves.

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        They gave the 007 role to a black woman.

        Eh, not really, they only faked it barely enough to get some headlines.

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          I saw it more as testing the waters.

          Although in truth Ana de Armas got the biggest shout-out.

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            And the least amount of screen time…

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            When I heard that they “gave” the 007 title to a woman, I assumed it was gonna be Ana de Armas.

            Man I was disappointed. I liked the other girl, but I’m a huge Knives Out fan

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      I feel like they were dipping their toes in this with Nomi in No Time To Die, then all the feedback instead was Ana De Armas needs her own Bond spin-off.

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    or the next villain

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      Clearly this is the correct suggestion. Could even tie it in with the story.
      “Former 007 agent unhappy with the way the world goes, changes sides and becomes supervillain. He knows everything 007 knows, because he’s been one!”

      Practically writes itself.

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        That’s GoldenEye…

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          Sean Bean died for this!

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            "For England, James?”

            "No. Tomorrow never dies, the world is not enough, and I’d rather die another day with a golden eye on my own terms. This one is for me.”

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          And skyfall

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          Wait, it is? I thought I had seen that movie?

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            I just mean figuratively 🙂

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      ☝️💯

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    He was in my opinion the best Bond, but he got the worst scripts and directors.

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      GoldenEye begs to differ, imo.

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        Golden eye was good, but the last one…wtf was going on with the ice and all the colors and so on. Kinda reminds me of Batman and Robin with Mr, freeze.

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          Oh yea, the other Brosnan era films are whack. But GoldenEye is among my favourite Bond films.

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        Goldeneye was the last classic bond movie, with the classic gadgets and classic Soviet villains and storyline. I could picture Connery in Goldeneye and it would work. It was so great.

        After that they went all modern and weird

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    They did it with Sean Connery in Never Say Never Again.

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      And The Rock.

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        Ayyy GoldenEye as told by Natalia (or Boris?)

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    Make him the new M overseeing his replacement 007 with the James Bond alias.

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    I think most Bond actors finish out their tenure hating the job, unfortunately.

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    But this time he should use his real Irish accent.

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      • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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        Stephen!?

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          Just coming!

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    Man you take GoldenEye out of his repertoire and he might be the worst Bond. Do people not remember this most of his movies were bad. Hell I like the world is not enough more than most people did and most people hated it.

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      Craig would still be worse. Especially if you did the same and dropped Casino Royale.

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        Craig was best bond and I’ll die defending this hill. All of his Bond films were golden. Even Knives Out.

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        Fair

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      The Witcher wasn’t good either. Doesn’t mean Cavill was a bad Geralt. Same for Bond. Meh movies, great Bond.

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    I want a dark post apocalyptic Logan style Bond with Pierce Brosnan. Take the franchise into a hard left turn for just one movie.

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    An aged 007 trying to retire, and then there’s a world crisis where James Bond and Ethan Hunt have to team up… I’d watch that

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        Elizabethan cunt?

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    Im a big fan of his anti-Bond role in the Matador. There he plays the least suave non-governement assasin that never finds love. And I love that role…

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    More as a villain. He looks like he would shoot people behind the camera.
    Ok that joke was maybe too dark and too soon.

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    Even without Eon’s blessing, now would be a killer time to have one or more Bond actors play “retired” spooks, in some high-stakes action thriller. Feature Brosnan, tease that Craig is in it, try not to leak that Dalton shows up in act two.

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      Multiverse Bond

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