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Kshysio@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

one year clean

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one year clean

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Kshysio@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    2 years ago

    There was someone earlier looking for someone with your expertise

    • NickwithaC@lemmy.world
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      Will this become the first Lemmy in joke?

      • Chris@lemmy.world
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        Oh it Already is.

  • TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world
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    literal shitpost

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      I’d argue it’s quite the opposite.

  • Omgarm@lemmy.world
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    I hope your replapse on that second addiction is the only word ending on “lapse” you’ll experience.

    • nrezcm@lemmy.world
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      Its okay they are pros at it.

  • Casmael@geddit.social
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    The gift poop that keeps on giving

    • kitastro@lemmy.world
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      accuracy of data is questionable cause after 12 days without visiting toilet you would die ☠

      • Ral@lemmy.world
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        Nah, a friend of mine has a bowel condition and he poops about once every two weeks. I shudder to imagine what it’s like when it actually happens though.

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        Maybe he’s dead but his battery isn’t.

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    /r/nopoop.

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      /c/nopoop fixed it for you

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    deleted by creator

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    Holup. People track dookies?

    • ThaijsClan@lemmy.world
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      Find the Lemmy user “mizu”. They’ve been posting things about needing to hold in their poo for several days and it’s become a huge meme on Lemmy. Still not sure they are serious or if it’s performance art

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        mizu is providing updates in a different thread lol

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        Maybe in 10yrs time it will be immortalised in ‘Lemmy Museum’ as one of Lemmys first memes. Like Reddits Jolly Rancher or broken arms stories.

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        Any idea how to link to a user here?

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    A ciggy might help with the poo…

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    8 months no alcohol here;)

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      4 weeks no feaces

  • 𝐘Ⓞz҉@lemmy.world
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    Wtf ! Pooping 🤮🤮

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      Shitzen poopens

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    Congrats.

    Now no poop for 4 days.

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      ??? 12 d 12h…

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    Hmmm. Been eating boiled eggs and peanut butter?

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    You haven’t pooped??

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