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JimmyMemes@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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    The ACAB leaving my body when Trump actually faces consequences

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      They can be bastards and still do their job

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        Also, some would want them to be their usual bastard selves to some convicted felons.

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        If they did their jobs and only their jobs, way fewer people would call them bastards. They still would be, but much less so.

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      Is Trump’s spray tan enough for some cops to actually arrest him?

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    If Donald is immune, isn’t Kamala immune if she orders the FBI to throw him in the brig if (please, don’t fuck this up! VOTE!) she becomes president?

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      Wouldn’t she already have those powers now as vice president?

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        We’d have to ask the Supreme Court if that’s the case and the way those “super neutral judges” act… maybe we wait until after the election for that one.

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          And better yet, he’s not running for re-election.

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        Pretty sure SCOTUS carved out the exception for only the president based on their bullshit logic that the president needs to act without waiting a few seconds to consult the president’s army of lawyers waiting on standby 24 hours a day.

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          Specifically several sitting justices have previous white house administration experience where they had to worry about consulting their lawyers because of the illegal stuff they were doing (like Iran Contra).

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      Just sit down in the corner for a minute, and think of how trump’s supporters would react if someone actually stole the election like that.

      There’d be a civil war.

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        They’re already demanding civil war if he loses fairly.

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          Yeah, that’s my point. He lost fair and square, and they refused to believe it and staged an insurrection. If you actually did pull something like that, out in the open, there would be a second civil war.

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      Biden could do it after the votes are cast, but to what end? We really need a functioning justice system …

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    It’s funny how every Trump’s campaign slogan he used to attack other candidates can now be used on him.

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    I thought ACAB?

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      Who better to take down a bastard than another bastard?

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        So cops are good as long as they do what you want?

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          If by “want” you mean “accountable” then yes, you get the idea.

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            That sounds like a fair thing to ask for.

    • MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world
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      “Assigned Cop at Birth”

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        I literally read that the same way, took me a second

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      You thought right. ACAB.

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        Wow, Democrats nominate a prosecutor, and people’s thoughts on ACAB change all of a sudden and start down voting me on it. It’s like they forgot the first A means All.

        To be clear she’s 4,000% less a bastard and than Donald Trump, that doesn’t mean ACAB stopped being true, I die on this hill.

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      Every single one

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      If you listen to all the shills and their useful idiots trying to rile people up.

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    We simping for pigs around here now?

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        https://youtu.be/z52dAvk7l7k?si=Vw_h-cAFq8qCofs0

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      I don’t like that this semi-humanizes the prison industrial complex but for today, it’s hard to be too mad about it.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    Thank you cop mommy 😍

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    The media teams on here chose poorly with this one…cops aren’t exactly popular

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      More popular than pedo, rapist felons.

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        Sadly, this appears not to be the case. Burnie all the way

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      Neither are the ACAB dweebs, going from the comments.

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    F Elon. Too.

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    Let’s make this the emblem of this campaign.

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      Or if not, can we get the transparent aggressively smiling Kamala face in the corner of all election related memes?

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    ACAB

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    I love how y’all hate the police,but when you get beat up or robbed, you call the police. Ironic eh.

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      • The Soca Vault @lemmy.world
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        Someone needs to point out the irony in your lives.

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          Chill dude, we’re just shit posting here. We’re not trying to justify our existence by filling some unasked need.

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    Aside from not being Trump (which is a great trait), I know next to nothing about Harris. I know she’s a former prosecutor, and might be able to identify her if she showed up at my door

    What else should I know about her (and should I be hopeful of her pushing any meaningful progressive policies)?

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    So true bestie pegs you

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    The extra Harris face 🤣

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      Can someone do the Tom Hanks laughing jumping meme with Harris face?

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    As long as Garland isn’t AG, they might actually get shit done on that front.

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