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Probably rug burn from the couch cushions.
Sadly, this one involves burning the testicles of actual living monkeys, and not merely engaging in private pleasures
JD Couch Fucker Vance is coming for that cushion.
I love the memes that this rumor has brought about, but i think for integrity’s sake we should make sure people know that we haven’t verifiably found it to be true. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-hillbilly-elegy-first-edition-couch-erotica/
I do however think its a pretty safe assumption.